By
Gigabit Systems
August 15, 2025
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20 min read

Because lately, my iPhone’s talk-to-text has been straight-up chaos.
Mid-sentence—💥—it freezes.
Mic’s on. Nothing types.
The “solution”? Restart the whole phone like it’s 2007.
And when it does work? Buckle up.
I said: “Let’s touch base next week.”
It typed: “Let’s touch bass next week.” 🎸
I said: “Thanks for the quick update.”
It gave me: “Thanks for the thick cupcake.” 🧁
(Not mad about it… just confused.)
I said: “Let’s circle back.”
It heard: “Let’s twerk in the back.” 😳
(…Not the corporate vibe I was going for.)
Apple, you’re supposed to be the gold standard in UX.
How did one of your most helpful features turn into a glitchy improv show?
Anyone else experiencing this?
Drop your funniest talk-to-text fails below.
Let’s make some noise. 🗣💬